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But that would make it impossible to have all the benefits of having kids while screeching about spermburglary in hopes of getting out of child support. (Note: This is actually not an effective strategy for men who want to have kids but don't want to any of the responsibility for raising them. The courts will laugh at you as hard as we're laughing right now.)
I can't tell you what an MRA has to say about vasectomy's, but I can tell you about mine…. OUCHIE OUCH OUCH OUCH! FUCK OUCH! Not Easy… OUCH!
This has been a public service announcement.
Seriously OUCH!
Hey, this isn't fucking funny AT ALL! Spermjacking is a serious problem in this country and/or Germany! It is no laughing matter.
… the other day, I was "spending some quality time with myself" when my wife had to work late. I had no sooner pitched my happy sock in the general direction of the laundry hamper when a black-clad hand shot out of literally nowhere and caught my happy sock in mid-air. I did what any normal man would do, which is to spray cornhusker's lotion every direction in the hopes of blinding the spermburglar and/or causing her to slip in it and fall down comically. Neither of those things happened, because the spermburglar was a… ummm… SHE-NINJA! Yeah, she-ninja in a red costume with a sword and her midriff showing like all she-ninjas in the comic books! I drew my pistol but she kicked it out of my hand, but I managed to shove her away long enough to grab my katana. We sparred for several seconds, when I heard a noise behind me. I turned to see two more she-ninjas, wearing the same outfit except in blue and yellow, just outside my window! I turned back to the one in red, and she was gone. Turned back to the window, and all three she-ninjas were outside, like it was ninja magic! I gave chase, but they got to their helicopter before I could catch up. If only I had thought to bring my tracking dart launcher, but it was simply not to be.
Men, this could happen to any of us at any time! Women, take it seriously because… wait… any one of you could be a happy sock-stealing she-ninja! Egads!
I'm confused. What does this have to do with tree kangaroos?
Wait…..aside from the blatant misogyny, how does this condom-stealing thing work, exactly? She's going to, what, do unthinkable things with the condom when she gets it home? Just how long do those puppies last once it's turned inside out? What are the chances of actually getting pregnant from this technique? Honestly, Men's groups, I think you can do better with your scare stories. On a serious note, the SPLC is a great org.
Now I'm just waiting for McDonald's to unveil their new villan, the Spermburgler.
All kidding aside, how hard would it be for a woman to find a (maybe drunk) guy who is willing to have sex without a condom? ,Just like with any other ridiculous conspiracy story, if it seems overly complex and there seem to be several much simpler ways to come up with the same outcome, the story is almost certainly bullshit.