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The opening for Muppet Treasure Island. It's accompanied by an awesomely chilling song about how bastardly the pirates are, and it cuts away just as Captain Flint begins the slaughter of the fourteen pirates who helped him bury the treasure, perfectly timed with this line from the song: "Shiver my timbers, shiver my sails... DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES!"
- A little later on, Gonzo would hang a lampshade on the general idea with the page quote.
Each of the films in the Transformers Film Series have had this type of opening to some degree.
- Transformers opens with Blackout and Scorponok committing a realistic assault on the army base in Qatar.
- Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen opens with The Fallen brutalizing a prehistoric society, followed immediately by a brutal fight in Shanghai that ends with at least one bloody human death and a Decepticon being shot execution-style by Optimus Prime.
- Transformers: Dark of the Moon opens with the final battle in the war that devastated Cybertron, with many Autobots and Decepticons being killed. The very next shot after that is a Panty Shot of Carly.
Live Action TV
- The first episode of HBO's Game of Thrones opens with a party of rangers encountering dismembered corpses, some of which are shortly after seen apparently alive, as the party is ambushed and brutally massacred, leaving only a single survivor as a witness (who is himself later executed for desertion). And that's one of the least disturbing things to happen on that show. (It should be noted that this scene is taken directly from the book.)
- Possibly one of the reasons David E. Kelley's 2011 Wonder Woman pilot didn't get picked up. The opening scene shows a young high school athlete receiving a college acceptance letter, then promptly collapsing to the floor, bleeding from his eyes and ears. Just what moms with fond memories of watching Lynda Carter's series would want to share with their daughters!
Video Games
- Dragon Age opens with a quick mythological explanation of the main conflict, followed by a bloody Last Stand by a dwarven army and Duncan killing Darkspawn in a bloody fashion; the Origin stories only get worse from there (fratricide, organized crime, Rape as Drama, being forced to leave your parents behind to be slaughtered by a Complete Monster of a treacherous friend, having your best friend vanish only to turn up in the middle of the game as a ghoul who begs you to kill him, falling afoul of an oppressive order of Knight Templars, all followed by a flight from certain death). If you had any inkling that this was going to be a remotely family-friendly game, think again.
- Likewise, the opening. Plenty of blood, cut throats, and trampled bodies.
- The sequel starts out (immediately after the opening cutscene) showing off the very gory combat engine, including close-up dismemberments; this scene is interrupted in the Framing Device with Cassandra's exclamation of "Bullshit!"
- Phantom Brave opens with Marona's parents getting killed by a rather creepy looking monster. After that, the opening sections of the game are comparatively lighthearted and look almost kiddy. The darkness doesn't come back into play until later on in the game. Unless you're silly enough to count little things like a greedy mercenary first trying to murder a small child to take her work and pay out from under her, then doing so by framing her for causing the problem she was hired to solve, or virtually the entire world hating said small child because she has powers they don't approve of dark.
- Arc The Lad 2 starts by showning the main character's people getting slaughtered with machine guns. The rest of the game is even worse
- The last few moments of Controllable Helplessness in XIII's opening (the game is a cel shaded comic adaptation) consist of an innocent woman in a bathing suit being graphically machinegunned to death.
- The opening of the original Shadow Hearts has the main villain violently killing soldiers with his impish familiars. The main protagonist, Yuri, then proceeds to have a brutal fight with the Big Bad which includes Yuri punching the villain's face in. Ironically, the rest of the game is far from being this violent again.
- Police Quest: Open Season begins with a half-naked corpse in an alleyway, then a boy's corpse in a nearby dumpster.
- Pokémon Mystery Dungeon has one despite being E-rated. The first image you see (after choosing your character) is a Sharpedo-shaped rock shown in the most menancing way possible. This is followed by a equally scary storm scene and some Mood Whiplash. Then comes The Drowzee ...
- Killer7, within about five minutes of the start, has Dan Smith encounter a hooded man in a blood-splattered hotel. The man turns into a skinless monster, which he shoots in the face, followed by a muttered, "Shit." A couple minutes after that, a woman is blown up from the waist down by another of these monsters.
- No More Heroes, by the same guy, has Travis Touchdown decapitate a man in its intro.
- Skyrim opens with the beheading of a Stormcloak. And you are next in line. Also, the cutscene can't be skipped, so you have to watch it every time you create a new character.
Web Comics
Web Original
- The hosts of Awesomed By Comics Podcast related a completely accidental, but totally hilarious, example when they attended a matinee showing of Yu Gi Oh Tenth Anniversary Movie. In a grievous error, the movie theater accidentally ran the film that apparently had been shown the previous night on that particular multiplex scene — the very R-rated Drive Angry, whose opening minutes are particularly front-loaded with violence and profanity. Apart from the podcast hosts, the audience consisted entirely of children and parents. Hilarity Ensued.
Western Animation