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    04.06.2012

     
     
    And seriously, WHY did you bring it up?  It's not like she had even a remote chance of becoming pregnant, and I guarantee you she knew that, as did her partner.  Oh, so you mean they were having some sort of fight and someone overreacted and smeared sperm all over her cooch and then said "NOW YOU'RE GONNA BE A DADDY!  Bam!  I'm pregnant!"  …. but then somehow … amazingly … did not become pregnant?

    Okay.  Cool story, bro.
     
    This still does not seem like OMG! Sperm theft!  And it's not like we have some sort of epidemic of women rubbing semen all over their crotch and then getting pregnant.  This is a fucking ridiculous situation, and even if she did smear semen all over her crotch, the chances of her actually getting pregnant because of that are slim.  This is not a big deal.  This is not really a real problem.  Men are not becoming fathers because women are smearing semen all over their crotches. It's certainly not something to punch someone in the gut over.  Nor is it a reason to and say other horrifically misogynist crap.  AND THAT was part of the point of this damn post, which you clearly completely missed.
     
    The fact is that you, some random dude, came waltzing in, only a few comments in, because you HAD to prove to us that – hey!  Omg!  WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ???  Some women are evil whores and they would seriously try to get pregnant by smearing semen all over their vajayjay and even though she didn’t get pregnant because of it, it is seriously a big deal and we must!! talk about this, because it’s far far far more important than the blatant and disgusting misogyny presented, because omg evil whorish sneaky women want to impregnate themselves behind their partners’ backs, and my anecdotal hearsay totally proves it!  WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ?!

  • 04.06.2012

     
    I think I've already said everything I can to try to convince you that I am in agreement with the argument made by the article, and that I was only asking a question in relation to the methodology of the argument. I don't want to try to reiterate anything I said earlier, because having to treat “spermburglar” so seriously, rather than having a laugh at it, is depressing the hell out of me.
    It's clear you've set your sights on disliking me, your wild assumptions about my personal story, and then easy dismissal of it, being an example. A story, by the way, that I haven't bothered to follow up on because I would be the first to admit that allegory is worth shit and that I shouldn't have brought it up in the first place.
    As to your methodology, I wonder, do you think that sardonic remarks, extreme cynicism, and seething rage are an appropriate method of convincing someone of your side of an argument. I mean, even if your assessment of me being a misogynist were true, do you think it would win me over to be such a screaming bully about it?  

  • marilove

    04.06.2012

     
    Ah yes, the tone argument!  First, you were of course just talking about the "methodology".  Mocking a clearly fake story that was clearly utilizing misogyny to makes it point (and actually did indeed to turn out to be a huge troll-fuck)?  You found that so terrible!  I mean, what about the men!  Tsk tsk you feminists you, for mocking misogynistic idiots who fell for an epic (and obvious) trolling!
     
    You do realize they fell for it *because they think this shit happens all the time* right?  You are not helping at all.  You’re just reinforcing that notion. “But I swear! This shit happens!  Just listen to my anecdotal evidence!  But I’m not defending them, I swear!  I’m just questioning your methods!”
     
    And now you're pulling the tone argument.  Oh dear, I am annoyed at some man hijacking a thread about misogyny!  How terrible!  I am so, so sorry, kind sir, for getting angry at yet another man coming in here only to ignore the entire point of the fucking post just to tell us some half-baked, hyperbolic story about some woman you know that wiped her crotch with semen and clearly that means she was seriously trying to pull the wool over the guy who willingly put his penis in her a moment before.  I am sorry, sir.  I just witness this so often.  I just can’t help myself!  I am so emotional.  Hysterical, even!  Oh, won’t you please forgive me?!
     
    I wasn't trying to convince you of anything.  Clearly you are far more concerned about the poor, poor misogynistic men that were successfully trolled and then were RIGHTFULLY being mocked because of their highly troubling responses, than you are the actual point of this article.
     

  • 04.06.2012

    So… when you said you "personally witnessed" and that it wasn't a crazy story you heard from your bro, you meant that you didn't actually witness it but you heard it from your friend so you know it's true?
     
    Thank you for sharing your totally true story. You should hear the one I have about my friend's roommate's cousin who got her kidneys stolen in Amersterdam…. but I don't want to kidneyjack this thread.

  • 04.06.2012

    Yes, I often sift through my own trash to make sure all my used condoms are still there and their contents remain untouched. I would hate to imagine such a sacred part of me inside the body of a woman.
    For someone with "skeptic" in their name, you sure aren't thinking this through very well.

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